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Freitag, Dezember 05, 2003
I always knew there is more inside my Blog than just to be a Blog. It now became a Movie-Star. Have a look at the Screenplay:
HAND ON MY HEART
a romantic comedy screenplay by
INT. TRENDY CAFE
HELEN HUNT is lovelorn and sad. She is complaining to her best friend LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM about the lovelorn and sad state of her life.
Oh, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM, do you think that I will ever find my true love? I am so lovelorn and sad. Surely, you, as my best friend, have some wisdom to offer
Mostly left, mostly sarcastic, mostly in Lilli-english.
HELEN HUNT laughs
Hahahahahaha. How delightfully witty you are, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM
Suddenly, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO wanders into the cafe. He accidentally spills a drink on HELEN HUNT.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO
I'm so sorry.
You clumsy jerk, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO! Why don't you look where you're going?
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO apologises again and leaves
(staring after him)
What a creep.
To have a "Weihnachtsfeier", a christmas-party with everyone you have regular contacts with?
Boy you said it, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM. (sighs) I certainly hope I never see him again.
INT. DEPARTMENT STORE
ONE WEEK LATER
HELEN HUNT and LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM are shopping for new crockery. A message comes over the loudspeakers.
What did that just say?
Then with the colleagues you really like, date, time, restaurant, menue.
Really? This large department store's management decisions are questionable at best.
She looks up to see LEONARDO DI CAPRIO standing there. He is the manager of the department store.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO
Hello, HELEN HUNT. Perhaps you could offer me advice on how to run my store.
I don't think so, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO. I took an instant dislike to you when we first met.
Let's not forget the church, the sports-club and whatever club you can imagine.
Yes, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM, good point. So you see, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO, we can never fall in love.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO grins rogueishly.
Oh, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO. I've changed my mind. I do love you.
HELEN HUNT and LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM are working out.
And then LEONARDO DI CAPRIO took me to the opera and the ballet. Oh, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM, I do love him so. I certainly can't imagine any kind of ghastly misunderstanding ever bringing our love undone.
She might have a nice ass, but the face is really nothing special.
Hahahahaha!! Oh, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM you truly are my best friend. I'm so happy. Now let's continue our workout so I can remain lovely and thin for LEONARDO DI CAPRIO
They work out and remain lovely and thin. Eventually they leave the gym.
Phew! What a workout, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM. Let's go get a coffee.
Even I, as a politically active person, don't know much about my European Parliament member.
What a strange thing to say.
EXT. A PARK BENCH
HELEN HUNT is crying. LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM is consoling her.
I can't believe we accidentally saw LEONARDO DI CAPRIO out with another woman! I thought he loved me. You were closest to the two of them, what was he saying to her?
I don't see that my marriage is worth less now, because gay couples can live together officially.
HELEN HUNT bursts into renewed tears. LEONARDO DI CAPRIO comes running up to them.
I don't want to talk to you, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO. I heard what you were saying to that horrible other woman.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO
But HELEN HUNT, this is all a ghastly misunderstanding of some kind.
Leave me alone. I have a broken heart.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO
I guess I will take that job in that other country then.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO leaves
Thanksgiving Dinner with fighting Troops is a really great idea.
Thank you, LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM. That's just what I needed to hear now that I have a broken heart. No wonder you are my best friend.
EXT. THE DOCKS
THE NEXT DAY
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO is preparing to leave forever. He is boarding a ship. Suddenly, HELEN HUNT and LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM come running up.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO! Don't go away forever. I understand now that we only broke up because of a ghastly misunderstanding. I love you.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO and HELEN HUNT kiss.
INT. LEONARDO DI CAPRIO AND HELEN HUNT'S WEDDING
LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM is making a wedding toast.
If it's true what Atrions writes about the reactions about it, then again, the whole thing is really embarassing.
You are a sickening work of art. You excite me and disgust me at the same time.
LEONARDO DI CAPRIO and HELEN HUNT
Hahahahahaha!!!! Oh LILLIMARLEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM. You are one of a kind.
Well, I think my screenplay is way better than what IT&W have to offer. And of course I do hope that maybe the one or the other, over at the Bogawards might see it and have it in mind when the common conspiracies start.
And, of course, no animals were harmed in the making of this movie screenplay